[CLASSIFIED] Home Inspection Incident at Agent Jenkins’ Residence

FROM: Barry R. TO: Mike P. SUBJECT: RE: Jenkins’ Home Inspection Situation DATE: February 23, 2025

Mike,

We have a new situation. Jenkins decided to sell his condo and had a home inspection scheduled today. Nobody thought to check his home for classified materials first.

The inspector found what he described as an “unusual power consumption setup” in the spare bedroom. It was Jenkins’ homemade “Pokémon habitat” – which is actually a small-scale replica of our quantum stabilization chamber.

The inspector also noted “concerning radiation readings” from Jenkins’ collection of “rare stones” (samples from the Nevada site).

The inspector has already filed his report with three different regulatory agencies.

-Barry

FROM: Mike P. TO: Barry R. SUBJECT: Re: RE: Jenkins’ Home Inspection Situation DATE: February 23, 2025

Barry,

I’ve reviewed the home inspection report. The inspector described Jenkins’ setup as “the most elaborate gaming room I’ve ever encountered, with unexplained power draws and unusual electromagnetic readings.”

He flagged Jenkins’ modified electrical system as a “potential code violation,” noting that the breaker box had been “customized with cartoon character stickers” and rewired to “support what appears to be experimental equipment.”

There’s an entire section titled “Unexplained Basement Features” with photos of what is clearly a miniature version of Containment Room 7.

The inspector recommended a “specialized technological assessment” before proceeding with the sale.

-Mike

FROM: Barry R. TO: Mike P. SUBJECT: Re: Re: RE: Jenkins’ Home Inspection Situation DATE: February 23, 2025

Mike,

Jenkins just called the inspector to explain the “unusual features.” He told him it was all part of an “immersive Pokémon gaming setup” and invited him to join his “raid group.”

The inspector was apparently so impressed that he’s now asking Jenkins to help design a similar setup for his son’s birthday.

Jenkins agreed and has scheduled a “consultation” for next week.

The home inspection company’s blog now features a post titled “Beyond Man Caves: When Gaming Enthusiasts Push Residential Engineering to New Frontiers,” with Jenkins’ condo as the primary example.

Should we be concerned about this?

-Barry

FROM: Mike P. TO: Barry R. SUBJECT: Re: Re: Re: RE: Jenkins’ Home Inspection Situation DATE: February 23, 2025

Barry,

The situation has escalated. The home inspection company president is now promoting their “Advanced Technology Home Assessment” service, specifically designed for “gaming enthusiasts with custom setups.”

Their promotional materials include a testimonial from a “government research scientist” about the importance of “proper inspection protocols for immersive gaming environments.”

The inspector has started a TikTok series called “Weirdest Home Features,” with Jenkins’ condo as episode one. It already has 2 million views.

Jenkins is thrilled with the publicity and has asked if he can expense his upcoming electrical upgrades as “public outreach.”

The most concerning part? Three defense contractors have reached out to the inspection company about consulting opportunities after seeing the “innovative cooling solutions for high-density computing.”

I think we need to buy Jenkins’ condo ourselves and classify it as a research annex.

-Mike