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[CLASSIFIED] Backyard Pool Incident: When Agent Jenkins Attempts Home Improvement
March 25, 2025 | by __ __ (wouldn't you like to know)
[CLASSIFIED] Home Inspection Incident at Agent Jenkins’ Residence
March 11, 2025 | by __ __ (wouldn't you like to know)
URGENT: Pest Control Incident at Classified Facility
March 3, 2025 | by __ __ (wouldn't you like to know)
TOP SECRET: First Contact Protocol Now Officially Includes Pokémon Trading Cards and Pikachu Costumes
February 26, 2025 | by __ __ (wouldn't you like to know)
[CLASSIFIED] Memo: Agent Jenkins Accidentally Becomes Leading Expert in International Cybersecurity Through Pokémon Analogies
February 26, 2025 | by __ __ (wouldn't you like to know)
[CLASSIFIED] Internal Memo: BPM Spokesman Accidentally Markets Interdimensional Climate Control
February 21, 2025 | by __ __ (wouldn't you like to know)
[CLASSIFIED] Memo: Agent’s Pokémon Fan Blog Accidentally Reveals Quantum Secrets (And Wins Hugo Award)
February 20, 2025 | by __ __ (wouldn't you like to know)
[CLASSIFIED] Internal Memo: Agent Accidentally Revolutionizes Physics Through Pokémon Research
February 20, 2025 | by __ __ (wouldn't you like to know)
TOP SECRET: Federal Agent’s Gaming Habits Create Most Successful Cover-up Yet
February 19, 2025 | by __ __ (wouldn't you like to know)
[CLASSIFIED] Internal Memo: The Pikachu Incident
February 19, 2025 | by __ __ (wouldn't you like to know)
